Oh my, I think I've grown up!

I got offered my new job as salary. That means healthcare and no more clocking in and a real big boy job! I think I gotta get married and have a few kids now. Dammit.

I think I'm gonna start posting more of my stories here. i've been telling them to my boss at work and she thinks they are book worthy. I don't think anything I do is book worthy but mayhaps I'll put them on here and let others give me some feed back. I don't know what to talk about though. Past jobs, server stories, family stories and many others. All are good choices I think. So I think I'm gonna try to start posting things tomorrow...Prepare you selves.

Blah,

Not much going on really. I went out last night with the roommate and watched the sky for shooting stars and I saw about 5 or them which was pretty awesome. Plus nothing is as nice as sitting outside and drinking wine while on your back watching the stars. Probably gonna do it tonight too! 

So there is this guy at work. He's a bartender and is pretty damn cute. Problem being is that he is straight and apparently has an ex and 2 girls. I won't hold it against him. He texts me a lot and at work he always makes me drinks and talks to me a bunch. Well his drunk texts are always kinda flirty and I love it and I drunk text him too. Now I don't think that he's bf material he has good fuck buddy material, he needs to come over to the dark side and realize that he wants me. And soon before I just pounce him! 

JT is still being really hot and cold, last night he texted me till almost 2 in the morning and we talked about anything and everything and it was really nice. THe night before he was a jerk though and I haven't heard anything from him today. It's so strange and it's getting on my nerves, I just wish I wasn't so in love with him. Dammit! 

Oh well, I'm still in a good mood so fuck it.


~T~

On a different note than my messed up not love life:

( Read on young one!  )

Can't get a real fucking job for 2 months and now all of a sudden I've got interviews all over the place. I know I shouldn't complain or anything and I'm not I just don't know what to do and I feel like I'm cheating and being underhanded talking to these places all at once. I feel job slutty! 

( The Pros and Cons!  )
        

That's cool, I didn't need my heart for anything. Thanks though...

*knock knock*

Me: uggghhuuuuu!
 
Door: *knockity knock knock*

Me: "What!?

Crackhead Roommate has been hooking up with: "Hey, what's up!?"

Me: "I'll kill you"

CRHBHUP: "Did I wake you? Roommate called me over..."

Me: "I think she's in her room still" *point*

CRHBHUP: I'll talk to you later.

Me: "Probably..." Shambles to room.

I think Roommate pulled a booty call...around noon.

Don't judge me, I'm off today and like to sleep in!

~T~

I keep seeing the commercial where the cute lil boy brings his daddy a bowl of cheerios at ass oclock. The dad whines about it being early but how thoughtful the kid is and the mom is all excited about him reading and blah blah blah love love love. Let me just say this...

No jury would ever convict me for killing this kid. This is how I know I'm not supposed to have children. Because in stead of the cute lil kid it would just be me sleeping with blood all over the place and spoiled ceral on the floor.

Just saying...I'm not a morning person.

So upon graduating I have moved into a new place. It's nice and my roommate is pretty awesome and we have a swing set right outside of the apartment. In fact, just the other day Roommate and I went for a swing and had a talk about life while drinking wine. Oh we don't have wine glasses either so we were drinking it out of margarita glasses. Classy.

Here's the "problem." It's not really a problem but more of a interesting fact. Our upstairs neighbors are freaking me out.  First of all they are kind of...large and they are only active at odd times that are the same everyday. I don't mind noise and I'm a good sleeper so they never wake me up but I'm just really curious as to what they are doing. We'll here banging on one side of the room and then the next second they banging is on the complete otherside of the room. We know what it sounds like when they are walking around because we hear that but sometimes there is no walking sounds just big bang sounds all over with no in between. And they are really loud sometimes too, like just talking. So we decided to call them the Elephants. Stella and Steve Elephant to be exact.

Well not only do we have the Elephants but we also have their cat. He's a good 20-30lbs and he's kind of aggressive. First time I saw him he was sitting in a window and I looked up at him and he freaked out and bashed his face against the glass trying to get to me. That was the last straw...he is now known as Tantor.

Last night as I was coming home from work he was in one window and was watching me as I walked towards the building. Well he jumped down and as I turned the corner of the building he was in the next window above my door waiting. He is hunting me! And to be honest, after my diet and losing some of my fat I'm not so sure I could take him if he attacked!

Currently the Elephants seem to be playing tennis in their livingroom. I'm starting to wonder how they are so fat with all the movement they do...

~T~

I woke up today. Turned on the TV and Grease was on during Beauty School Drop-out.  It's gonna be a good day...

Lesbian: Hey T, Get the low down on the girl next to you, she's cute.
Me: On it! Hey, what's up?
Started woman: Hey, not much. How are you?
Me: A lil tipsy, I've never seen you here before, new in Des Moines?
SW: No, I just broke up with my girl friend a few months ago and am finally ready to start mingling again.
Me: Oh cool, not the break up but the mingling part. Have you met my friend Lesbian? She's single too!

Bam! A week later they are dating and praising me for the introductions because I so get credit for that shit. I feel awesome for like 2 days and then it becomes painfully clear that I have lost my bar buddy! Now Lesbian and Lesbian's New GF are hanging out and spending the night at each others' place and that leaves me with no one to go to the bar with! I mean I can drive myself but then I can't ever drink because I am a lightweight and can only have one maybe two drinks. Lesbian and me hnd fun and she drove one time and I drove the next and she can't drink and drive at all so it worked well but now I went and did a good thing and am left all aloney on my owny!

I'm happy for her and understand that she should be spending time with her GF but this whole third wheel thing isn't fun. Even worse, they invited me out with them and I was like sure no probs! IT WAS A DOUBLE LESBIAN DATE! I was the single 5th gay wheel!!! *kills self*  We were supposed to go out last night but they were already down there, and they didn't mind picking me up but I would have to find a ride back. Are they trying to get me to go home with some random bar boy? I passed and just spent the night in but I want to go out and get a lil drunk and have a lil fun soon. It's making me a cranky mess.

Dammit, who wants to apply to be my new bar buddy? Spooning and after bar sex is optional...

~T~

Okay, so I am FINALLY a college graduate. I have a degree and everything! You should be jealous. I'm living in an apartment on the West side and am still looking for a full time job in my field. Till then I've been rocking it up at Ohana Steakhouse as a server making enough money to pay my bills and still get to have some fun...but only a lil.

I promise I'll start writing here again. I have a lot of material and a LOT more time to actually talk about it! 

Yay!

~T~

I need to graduate and get a real life again! So bad. School is driving me nuts! I want a normal life with no classes. Or at least a lot less.

~T~

Okay first week of school is over: I'm not really sure about all my classes but here goes anyway.

( Classes! )

My list of people who I might have to kill:

Presley- Do you want me or not dammit! 
People who have 3 day weekends- Fuck you I hate your face
Work- I don't wanna!
American Eagle- Why aren't my clothes here!?
Profs who don't give me my grades- 6 months and still no grade? Bullshit.
Jamie- He isn't doing anything but he probably will.
Chris- Randomly giving me the cold shoulder in class, why? 
Cell Phone- I've gone over my text limit again, but they wont let me up my limit. Dammit.

Okay I think that's it, after work I'll update everyone on classes/life.

So I went to dinner with the family to some fried chicken place. Well this place is really popular and it was packed. Somehow we got sat as soon as we walked in, we're VIP. Who knew. Anyway here's the story:

During dinner I'm sitting and talking to my mom and suddenly there is a hand rubbing all over my back, it kinda surprises me and I being the manly thing that I am spaz out just a bit. Turns out an older woman, roughly 1000 years old, was behind me and went to grab my chair. Instead of my chair she grabbed my back and proceeded to um grope me. She CLAIMED that she did not mean to but honestly I think she was laying claim to me.

I was laughing and so was she but then I looked up and she was sitting with a bunch of other older women. She pointed at me and they all looked but they didn't laugh, they looked serious and predatory. I'm slightly terrified.

~T~

I'm not sure if my love for a certain Anime character is healthy anymore. He is just too awesome for words. Which is why all my icons are of him now.  Plus my friend who watched the same show says that we kinda look the same.  Cept you know, my hair isn't really pink.  Well, it kinda is.